True Story
Sunday, April 29th, 2007
In the Phoenix airport. On a layover, nearing the end of a long, exhausting day of planes, trains and automobiles.
I decide to treat myself to frozen yogurt, and approach the TCBY counter. The man working there looks up at me with surprise and then something bordering recognition. I smile.
“Oh, hello!”
“Hi. Can I please have a small vanilla chocolate swirl?”
“Of course.” He starts to turn away, then pauses and looks at me again. “So, are you in town to shoot a film?”
“Excuse me?”
“Here, in Phoenix. Are you making a new movie?”
“Um, no. I’m not…”
“It’s okay. It’s cool. I know who you are.” He winks conspiratorially.
“Actually, I’m pretty sure you don’t.”
He puts my yogurt into a cup, then a spoon, and hands it to me. He’s smiling the whole time, pleased to be in on the secret of my identity, which is now a mystery to even me.
I pay. And put some change in the tip cup. Smile again.
“Thanks so much.”
“You too. Travel safe, and good luck with your next movie!”