And Sport Bras, too
February 4th, 2007
“I can’t wear these shorts. Look at how horrible they are. They make me look huge.”
“And I told you to get rid of them when we cleaned out your closet last month. You should have listened to me.”
“But then I’d have no shorts! I can’t just NOT own shorts. It’s wrong.”
“You don’t need shorts. That’s why God made skirts.”
“Oh. I didn’t realize it was God who made the skirts.”
“Duh.”
