From the Elliptical
June 26th, 2006
Oh, it’s so good to be back on the elliptical. Angela and I finally crawled back to the gym together - after my long absence and several days of trying to get ourselves there since my return. It was insanely hot here today, and we were NOT motivated to go sweat even more. But somehow we made it, and managed to converse while panting through 45 minutes of sheer workout hell. Today’s discussion included:
The determination that a certain evil, blonde, nasty, pointy, souless and bilious conservative pundit/author needs to just GO BACK TO THE SLUDGE PILE SHE CRAWLED OUT OF. I’m taking a cue from the wise Jason Kottke here and NOT mentioning her name. Because you know what? If we all just stop giving her the attention she seeks when making “controversial” statements, then she will not sell books. If she does not sell books, we will not have to see her vile face anywhere except FOX News, which we don’t watch anyway. Right?
Tonight she was on MSNBC, wearing an excessive amount of makeup, especially green eyeshadow. But all the facepaint in the world couldn’t camoflauge the fact that she has no soul, which led Angela to observe that she looked like some kind of ghoulish peacock. And then we wondered: who has sex with her?
I mentioned to Jess, much to my dismay, I’m quite certain that Bill Mahr [sigh] has done the deed with the blonde beast. Hopefully he regrets it [HA!] He had to have at least winced when she went after the 9/11 widows. she’s despicable.
I was going to mention that Bill Maher has definitely had his dip-stick in her most certainly cavernous and very dried up oil well but Teller beat me to it. When she speaks, she means business!
Incidentally, did anyone read the City Beat opinion piece last week, I think it was, entitled “In Defense of [Said Beast]…Sort Of”? The author described The Monster pretty damn well.
Further, are any of us actually WORKING today???