This More Than Makes Up for the Fact That They Let Her Out in the First Place
June 8th, 2007
From the Associated Press:
Screaming Paris Hilton sent back to jail
Today at 12:22 pmParis Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.
“It’s not right!” shouted the weeping Hilton. “Mom!” she called out to her mother in the audience.
Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff’s car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping. Her hair was askew and she wore a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She wore no makeup and she cried throughout the hearing.
Seriously, could this have turned out any better if it was scripted? I love seeing the words “askew” and “sweatshirt”, along with the phrase “no makeup” in the same paragraph.
Read more here if you haven’t already.
Actually I was myself doing just fine today, having avoided all sources of news. A totally Paris-free day! Then, hoping to see MORE wedding pics, I visited this site, and whammy! More Paris sludge. Do we care? Did we ever care? Will we ever care? No, no, no.
The heck with Paris, she’s just mascara and vamp.
Oh Paris, what horrors have befallen you?
Ghost-written bio is next…nice tell-all of her visit to the can, should sell millions. Think of the promotion tour!
As for me, having missed the Event, I can’t get enough of the wedding pics, and am hoping there might be a few more around, beyond the pro photographer’s and those here already! Mom says even the caterers wept, and I’m wretched that I had to miss The Event of the Year!
So keep those pictures coming. Haven’t seen such joy in a long time!
XO