Vacation Stats
June 22nd, 2006
Bike rides: 2
Lobsters: 1
Lobster rolls: 2
Ice cream cones: 3
Marriage proposals: 1
Wild animal sightings: 2 (large turtle crossing the road, and a coyote in the yard!)
Yoga classes: 3
Hours of TV: 0
New Yorkers read: 6
Books read: 1
New freckles: countless
Visits to places where The Pilgrims landed: 1
Naps on the couch: several
Oysters: 8
Walks on beach: 7
Steamers: 10
Glasses of wine: many
Mosquito bites: none!
Sounds like the vacation of my dreams.
*SIGH*
The fact that you read 6 New Yorkers and got no mosquito bites alone makes me hate you.
Now, seriously. Are you really going to try and con all of these nice people into believing that you only ate one lobster?!?!?