Why He’s My Dream Man
April 16th, 2007
(Yesterday morning, I’m putting concealer on under my eyes.)
“Quick. Better put on your eye cream! Can’t leave the house without eye cream!”
“Listen. It’s concealer, and I use it to cover dark circles that are painfully obvious because I am so pale.”
“Here we go. Now you’ll start listing all the other reasons you aren’t in US magazine. Hey, I read somewhere the other day - and I swear it was the New York Times - that Cameron Diaz has REALLY bad skin.”
He’s a genius. I think he could patent that phrase for use by men all over the world - with the tagline “how do you get out of the ‘do I look fat?’ conversation. Always end with: I read the other day in the New York Times that Cameron Diaz has REALLY bad skin.” It’s perfect. Credible news source too - no Star magazine for that boy!
marry that man!